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The Humble Family's Daughter Has A Spatial Pocket!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pure and sweet) Xiliang's Prince Residence.With a tiger-like energy and at just 5 years old, Little Prince Xiao Moxi saw his mother dash off to the fields again, and his steamed bun-like face scrunched up in frustration.Looking grievously at his father beside him, he complained with an air of worldly wisdom, "Father, how did you fall for my mother, who likes to run off all the time?"Xiao Yeyang gave his precociously mature son a sidelong glance, then pretended to ponder the question.Indeed…
After Transmigration: Unexpectedly Wed the Ruthless Tycoon
by Qian Xia Jiao
Transmigrated into the book as a cannon fodder female supporting role, the ex-wife of the male lead who hasn't divorced yet. Gu Fuqiao just wants to say no!—Reader group 570310348, those who like this text can join, the knock-on-the-door brick is the name of a character in the book.
Oopss... I Married My Boss
by watermelondbest
There was no such thing as marriage in Adrian Williams’ dictionary. Love? Even worse. As far as Adrian was concerned, his life was already perfect. Women? Money? Easy. Adrian could get both without even trying.But everything spiraled when his beloved grandfather, lying sick in the hospital, made a final request. He wanted Adrian to get married. Immediately.Left with no choice, Adrian had to add that cursed word marriage into his life. Desperate and out of options, he suddenly proposed to the las…
Reborn as His Intellectually Disabled Wife
by Wan Lili
The first time she married him, he blew her head off with a gun.The second time she married him, she became a woman with the intelligence of a 5-year-old.To survive, she decisively slapped down a divorce agreement to humiliate him severely, and then... was pinned against the corner of the wall.Shi Lingyan hooked her leg and squinted his eyes, "You think I can't recognize you just because you changed your face?"Thus, she was pressed into marrying him for the third time _(:3」∠)_Mr. Shi said, "To l…
I Received Messages From Future Self!
by Your fatty
"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend."An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact.Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past.Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb.Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight."Is this some kind of joke?"Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door.Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die.In the early …
Frightening Joke: Above the Mist
by Unfeeling Scholar
Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried.Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria.Today, discharged.
¡La Hija de la Familia Humble Tiene un Bolsillo Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
—Padre, ¿cómo te enamoraste de mi madre, que siempre se está escapando? —preguntó con aire de sabiduría mundana.Xiao Yeyang lanzó una mirada de soslayo a su hijo precozmente maduro, luego fingió reflexionar sobre la pregunta.De hecho, ¿por qué se había enamorado de esa mujer?Después de un largo silencio...—¿Quién sabe? ¡Quizás me atrapé la cabeza en una puerta!Compartiendo una mirada de mutua compasión, padre e hijo expulsaron un suspiro de desamparo al unísono.¿Qué haces cuando estás atascado c…
La fille de la famille Humble possède une poche spatiale !
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, pur et doux) Résidence du Prince de Xiliang.Avec une énergie de tigre et à seulement 5 ans, le Petit Prince Xiao Moxi a vu sa mère repartir vers les champs, et son visage rond comme un petit pain s'est crispé de frustration.Regardant son père à côté de lui avec affliction, il se plaignit avec une air de sagesse mondaine, "Père, comment as-tu pu tomber amoureux de ma mère, qui aime toujours partir?"Xiao Yeyang jeta un coup d'œil oblique à son fils précocement mature, puis feignit de réfléch…
Putri Keluarga Humble Punya Kantong Spasial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, murni dan manis) Residensi Pangeran Xiliang.Dengan energi seperti harimau dan baru berusia 5 tahun, Pangeran Kecil Xiao Moxi melihat ibunya berlari ke perkebunan lagi, dan wajahnya yang seperti baozi mengerut karena frustrasi.Sambil memandang ayahnya di sampingnya dengan duka, dia mengeluh dengan nada seolah-olah sangat berpengalaman, "Ayah, bagaimana kamu bisa jatuh hati kepada ibuku, yang suka kabur terus-terusan?"Xiao Yeyang memberikan tatapan menyamping kepada anaknya yang matang sebel…
Knock! Knock!
by ShinichiLaaaabs
Knock! Knock!The third knock didn't make a sound. Before the Grim Reaper makes another knock, the door opened and an annoyed lady stood in front of him. Her yellow dress shows so much brightness and disposition, unfortunately his presence and three knocks mean one thing.Death."Geez, it's 2 in the morning and I'm sleepy as hell whoever you are make sure it's urgent! What can I do for you?" she asked as their eyes met. When her eyes turned to his body, she deadpanned. "Man, what's with the black h…
Dimensional Tycoon: I Make Trillions in Every World
by LazyKomble
Noa lost everything in a single day.Betrayed by the people around him and crushed by debt, his life seemed hopless.Even a track tried to finish him.And just before the world went black—time froze.Suddenly, Noa is no longer an average human—he is a Dimensional Tycoon, capable of buying and selling planets at market price.When gods need immortality, Noa sells them elixirs. When demon kings want weapons of mass destruction, they pay in cash. When heavens fall, he buys the land. When empires collaps…
Knocked Up by My Nemesis
by Elara Driscoll
Waking up hungover next to my arch-nemesis – the city's most notorious fuckboy? Worst. Morning. Ever. I handled the walk of shame with icy dignity, but fate had a bigger curveball: one month later, two pink lines.My baby. My rules. His involvement? Zero.My flawless plan hit a snag when morning sickness ambushed me in the office restroom. He walked in. His eyes locked onto my still-flat stomach, darkening with something dangerous. Before I could blink, he had me pinned against the cold tile wall.…
Wish: The Mortal Bride Of The Vampire King
by Peridot_writes
A golden grave. A cursed tarot card in flames. The nauseating sex sound of her best friend with her boyfriend. A spiraling mental state and poverty at its cruelest…What could possibly top that kind of madness?A fate she never asked for—becoming the mortal bride of the Vampire King.*Wish had always tried to be strong, but life kept knocking her down. Then she found a strange, lonely grave that changed everything.At first, she thought she was cursed. But then came him—the devastatingly charming, f…
Perfect Pampered Marriage: Good Morning, Hubby
by Li Sheng Xia
“Hubby, someone bullied me.” A few minutes later, a certain company had gone bankrupt.“Hubby, someone likes me.” A few hours later, a certain confessor disappeared under mysterious circumstances.“Hubby, I want to end our friendship, break up, get a divorce.”She escaped abroad to live a free and easy life, and in the next instant he showed up at the door of her new home…“Come home.” “We’re already divorced!” “I live right next to you. You may meet with me any time you like.”The first day, there w…
knock knock - who is there?
by smirkingcat
this is a story of a innocent and sweet girl of 17years old girl EVA. she is a cheerful and bright student.....but after her father 's death , one day suddenly there was a knock at the door...... #knock## knock #she opened the door and there was a tall and handsome man at40 standing front of her. his eyes were same as her deep green. EVA: who are you sir??MAN: I am Mr. xi luxian, I am your father. ?EVA: ???????sorry sir. but I think today is not Aprilful day. ?after some days later another kno…
A Filha da Família Humble Tem um Bolso Espacial!
by Knocking Brush
(1v1, puro e doce) Residência do Príncipe de Xiliang.Com uma energia de tigre e com apenas 5 anos de idade, o Pequeno Príncipe Xiao Moxi viu sua mãe correr para os campos novamente, e seu rosto redondo e fofo se contraiu em frustração.Olhando com tristeza para seu pai ao lado dele, ele reclamou com um ar de sabedoria precoce, "Pai, como você se apaixonou por minha mãe, que gosta de sair correndo o tempo todo?"Xiao Yeyang lançou um olhar de esguelha para seu filho precocemente maduro, depois fing…
I Dumped My Boss Online
by ManyWriters
I was secretly dating my CEO online.He had no idea that the woman he was flirting with on Facebook was sitting three cubicles away from his corner office.Our rules were simple: no video calls, no meeting in person. It worked perfectly, until he broke his own rule and demanded to see me.So, I dumped him.Now, my office is a war zone. My boss's foul mood is making everyone's life a living hell, and I’m the only one who knows why."Take this concept draft to Alexander."As I raise my hand to knock on …